Cyclocosm's "Top 10 Ways I'd Like to See Dick Pound Die"

Everyone loves a good Top 10 list. Not everyone loves Dick Pound, the head of the World Anti-Doping Authority (WADA). Never one to mince words, Cosmo brings us this "mashup" of sorts, combining these sentiments. Be sure to heed his disclaimer, however:

I know, I know - it's not nice to wish death upon people. But I'm not doing that. Everyone, Dick Pound included, is going to die someday. I'm simply compiling a list of the Top Ten ways in which I'd like to see him pass on.

Now on to the list:

10) Starving to death following bankruptcy after being forced to pay accused dopers' legal fees.

9) Surgical complications after undergoing medical procedure that has not met peer review.

8) Brain embolism and resulting hemorrhage after high profile athlete beats a dope case.

7) Beaten to death by frustrated CycleSport reporter after recycling same three soundbites for the umpteenth time.

6) Suicide after being wrongly accused of a child pornography and realizing that a "not guilty" verdict won't salvage his reputation.

Get the rest of the list from Cyclocosm.

Photo from Cyclismag.