Drill Sergeant: Tracey...you fat f*ck, get your lard ass movin. Drop that 100,000 calorie king carb Cinnabon and give me 20!!!
Is that all you got in you... you splayed out man boob muthaf*cka! Come on...get that big ass Krispy Kreme monster truck spare tire moving.
Get moving on that bike of yours...you mamby pamby little sh*t. Get up that hill and stop huffing and puffing like some sort of blowfish.
You call yourself a man, muffin tops...what kinda name is Tracey anyway! Your a man with two first names and two last names...your momma must have had it out for you.
Me: Thank you sir. May I have another.
